Since Tyne started talking properly, I regularly find myself in stitches at some of the things he comes out with.
I thought I’d start sharing some of my favourites as I always find these posts funny when other people share them!
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Me: It’s time for bed now Tyne
Tyne: No! I don’t like go to bed!
Me: You have to go to bed
Tyne: I don’t like have to!
Me: It’s half past 7 Tyne…
Tyne: I don’t like half past 7!
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Me: What do you want for dinner Tyne?
Tyne: Fishin Nuggets
Me: Chicken nuggets?
Tyne: No
Me: Fish fingers?
Tyne: No
Me: What then?
Tyne: Fishin nuggets!
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A Jehovah’s Witness has knocked at the door, Tyne has answered it with Jon…Jon is in mid-conversation with the man who has introduced himself as Kevin…
Tyne: (Points at Jehovah’s Witness) Who’s that?!
Jon: That’s Kevin…
Tyne: I wanna cuddle Kevin!
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Changing Noah’s nappy, Tyne is watching…
Tyne – pointing to Noah’s “Bits”: Whats that?
Me – caught off guard: Erm…that’s Noah’s widgy
Tyne: Noah got a widgy
Me: Yep!
Tyne: I got a widgy too
Me: Yep…
Tyne: I got a biiiiig widgy!
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In the car, about to drive away, Tyne’s Grandad standing by car waving us off…
Tyne: Bye Gagand!
Gagand: Bye bye Tyne!
Tyne: Gagand?
Gagand: What?
Tyne: I got a big widgy!!
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Me: Where shall we go to today Tyne?
Tyne: Go shop!
Me: What shop shall we go to?
Tyne: erm…Mothercurtains!
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Tyne comes into the computer room and sits on my lap
Tyne: I wanna be like Mummy…
Starts “typing” on keyboard…
Tyne (while typing): Blah blah blah blah blah!
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What are some of your favourite things your children have said?! As always, I’d love to hear from you!
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